Small rant: DOA, DNA donations and you

Things have been happening with my lfie and I have been a bit busy, but here's today's rant, as I promised. Sorry for being late.

I've been thinking for a bit about this for a while now. You know about DNA donors giving... what they got to insure mothers will have babies, right? I have thought of something that may be a factor in this:

Ready for it? *Dramatic drumroll*

Dead or Alive. I am not making this up. This is not a joke, I'm serious about this.

There's no gamer that doesn't know, or hasn't played DOA in this kook-kooky world of ours. There's no one who hasn't seen the kick-ass skills and the beauty of all DOA girls; in fact, there are very few who haven't played DOA Extreme Volleyball 1 and 2. I mean, its not like the franchise is freaking inconspicuous, now is it? It's not like it's invisble, obscure or anything. Heck, it was one of the featured games on the Championship Gaming Series; it's impossible for you NOT knowing what Dead or Alive is.

At any rate, I can tell you right now that DOA might be the best method for DNA donations and you can tell why. Awww, do I have to show you why? Just look it up on Danbooru, 4chan, Minitokyo or some other site that has the pics of all the girls. It's certainly not an impossible misison, but don't deny it. Don't say you have never thought of this before because then you'd be lying out of your ass.

To put it simply, read this chat I have from playing SkuldRO. Did it in the spur of the moment, and because I wanted to express myself in this matter:

Arcanis : and they drop with 14%
Priestess Shara : is niff fixed already? o.o
Arthus Dverger : fixed? why? o.o
Arthus Dverger : tell me
High Orc : Heh! Kill the human!!!
Experience Gained Base:36180 (0.63%) Job:16390 (0.00%)
Priestess Shara : dunno, silv could'nt get to niff before o_o
Arthus Dverger : I have thought of something hopelessly funny
Arthus Dverger : I hope you guys hear me out
Experience Gained Base:17290 (0.30%) Job:17870 (0.00%)
Arcanis has logged out.
Priestess Shara : o.o!!
Arthus Dverger : I have given much thought of this koo-kooky thing in my head
Novice : damn
Novice : i died
Arcanis has logged in.
Novice : g2gNovice : eat
Arthus Dverger : do you know about DNA donor procedures?
Priestess Shara : aww k
Arthus Dverger : ahhh, Novice
Arthus Dverger : you're gonna miss the fun XP
Novice : yeah but im hungry
Novice : g2g
High Orc : Heh! Kill the human!!
Arthus Dverger : bye XP
Experience Gained Base:36164 (0.63%) Job:16382 (0.00%)
Arthus Dverger : so anyways, you guys know about DNA donations?
Priestess Shara : nope o.o
Arcanis : no
Arthus Dverger : well, I was thinking that there is a sure-fire method to obtain lots of DNA
Arthus Dverger : and this method is....
Arthus Dverger : Dead or Alive
Priestess Shara : lol o.o!!!
Arthus Dverger : yes, I am not making this up X3
Arthus Dverger : For those who have seen and played DOA, you know all the sultry beauties that
Arthus Dverger : are in these games, right?
Sairil : the game?
Arthus Dverger : why do you think they even got them like that in a fighting game?
Arthus Dverger : yeah, the game
Sairil : because
Sairil : what will a ninja do with a wrestle?
Sairil : play jackstones?
Arthus Dverger : the reason is... to have lots and lots of teenagers and young adults
Arthus Dverger : beat off to beautiful 3d women
Sairil : lol arthus
Sairil : ive seen worst than DoA
Arthus Dverger : sure, you can play the game, but why do just that when you can save replays
Arthus Dverger : and look at 'em any angle you want?
Arthus Dverger : Besides, the best options for that are DOA4 and DOAX Volleyball 1 and 2
Sairil : well its up to you if you are gonna watch it right?
Arthus Dverger : but that's not all of it
Arthus Dverger : you see, you can imagine how much the youngsters beat off to the girls
Arthus Dverger : and with the Volleyball games into the equation, it's hard to argue
Sairil : well all i can say is
Priestess Shara : now we know what you do on your spare time, arth =P
Sairil : ive seen worst than that
Arthus Dverger : hey, I don't own the games, ok? And I'm not finished
Arcanis has logged out.Guildsman Arcanis has disconnected.
Arthus Dverger : X3
Priestess Shara : XD
Arcanis has logged in.Guildsman Arcanis has connected.
Sairil : right shara? worst~
Sairil : XD
Priestess Shara : yeah )=
Arthus Dverger : Well, I believe that all hospitals and facilities should have more than just
Arthus Dverger : cheap porn and Skinemax
Arthus Dverger : they should have a special room wtih a console, DOA games and posters
Arthus Dverger : give the youngsters an hour for the samples
Sairil : well they have therir nurses right?
Priestess Shara : LOL SAIPriestess Shara : =))
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Arthus Dverger : and you'll be needing a gawddamn thermo before you're done XD
Experience Gained Base:36164 (0.63%) Job:16382 (0.00%)
Arthus Dverger : a cup just won't cut it, ya know
Sairil : lolSairil : XD
Arthus Dverger : and you know who's gonna have all that DNA? Moms who can't have babies
Arthus Dverger : and for the donors, instead of just giving them money, they should also give
Sairil : we know arthus
Sairil : XD
Arthus Dverger : them the games or a gift certificate
Arthus Dverger : Youngsters will have a nice time, moms will have babies
Arthus Dverger : Everyone wins!
Arthus Dverger : Who says videogames are evil? >=3
Arthus Dverger : what do ya think of that?
Arthus Dverger : it can make sense, right?
Sairil : im onto the nurses! -shot by silv-
Arthus Dverger : XDDDD
Arthus Dverger : especialy hot ones cosplaying as Kasumi, Ayane, Hitomi, Kokoro
Sairil : i've seen an ayame cosplayer irl
Arthus Dverger : It would be the featther in their cap.
Arthus Dverger : wow, really? o.
Sairil: do you remember it shara?
Priestess Shara : yeah
Priestess Shara : but, the ayumi cosplayer looked a lot sexier though
Sairil : but her friend was hotter
Priestess Shara : o_o
Priestess Shara : srsly
Arthus Dverger : Lol, wow =3
Arthus Dverger : nice discovery, Sairil
Sairil : i wish i can see them this november's convention -rapid shot by silv-
Priestess Shara : XDDD
Arthus Dverger : And now comes the question: Which is more perverted?
Arcanis : lol rapid shot
Arthus Dverger : The author who made DOA or the ones following it?
Sairil : the ones thinking its perverted
Sairil : XD
Priestess Shara : i'd say they're at equal grounds, lol
Arcanis : the author wants te money
Arthus Dverger : That's probably true.
Arthus Dverger : Wonder what Sasori might think of it
Arthus Dverger : XD
Sairil : IMO, everything is on the interpreter
Sairil : because if someone saw something nude, its to him if he think of pervy or not
Arthus Dverger : mm-hmmS
Sairil : if youre thinking why did i say that
Arthus Dverger : That's how it is u_ú

Wordy, huh? Well, at least with this chat you know how I feel. Gamers beating off to DOA girls, DNA donors giving sperm, mothers will have babies and the gamers get money and games. Everyone wins!

Remember, though. Do this at your own risk. ;P

I'll have something for the weekend. Week 4 previews will come too.