The first entry

Hello there! I am Android_Chaos and this is my space in which I will give game reviews and stuff I'll mention in the course of the blog's existence. I dunno if I'll ever make reviews on YouTube or any other video hosting site, but given time and money I could do it. I'm just another guy who'd try to follow the footsteps of other video game reviewers like the AVGN, Play it Bogart and a host of others. Not that I'm gonna imitate anyone of them, but I actually like their work and find them quite hillarious, so I could pull it off if I have resources for that.

Until then, though, I'll use Blogger for that; but even then, I'll still use it from time to time.

Now, I'll get you started with my rating system. I'll tell you how the game is with the rating and just so you get a good idea of how it's gonna stand out, I'll add a comment on each grade so use this first post for quick reference.

Here goes nothing:

10 rating: This game is the epitome of awesomeness. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this game and even if you find a small blemish on it, you'll feel it won't have any bearing whatsoever in the game. It's on the top of the world, it's the shit. You'll do well if you follow these 4 words: GO BUY IT....NOW!

9 rating: Oh, it was so close for a perfect score! This game has a lot going for it and although there are few mistakes, you'll love it. You can't go wrong playing it and it's worth your time, so get comfortable and play.

8 rating: Well, it could have been a little better, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy it. The good elements outweight the bad and you'll have fun with the game more often than not. You should give a try.

7 rating: This game is decent all around. There are some glaring flaws in the game that makes you feel that either the company rushed the developers into making the deadline or the QA guys weren't doing their jobs. In any case, it has some redeeming qualities and it isn't a waste of time. Good but not great.

6 rating: Well, things could have been worse for this game. There are a lot of flaws and mistakes that seem to jump at you when you play this game. It could be that the story is either too simple, too uncomprehensive or too stupid; the music is grating into your ears or doesn't set the right mood; the play mechanics are craptacular or the graphics aren't too good. If you actually find this game good, it's your sanity.

5 rating: Man, this game sucks giant ass. It didn't quite make the cut and the developers should be sacked for not doing a good job with this. Don't bother with this game and if you do, you're just nuts.

4 rating: Couldn't this game be any worse?? This game is an abomination and it shouldn't even exist! Don't play this game, it'll give you bad dreams.

3 rating: This will have you make a parody of Sylvester's famous punchline: Sufferin' suck-atash! o.O Nuff said!

2 rating: You think you've seen bad games? This one will actually make you regret being a gamer. If you can help it, don't even look at this game. Just do it like the Nerd: ASS!!

1 rating: This game is the worst one ever. Too many bad things on it just don't make it worth your time. Words fail me.

0 rating: Did I say it was the worst? This one takes the turd. Do not play this game! Avoid it! Destroy it! Ditch it! Don't even touch it or anything! Sell it to your worst enemy and laugh 'cause you just got even with him. Hahahaha! >:3

First review will come soon.